If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth!
T-Shirt Quotes, Sayings to have on t-shirts
What would we do without T-shirts on which to put our favorite sayings, jokes and social commentary? Just a few decades ago the T-shirt was an undergarment, worn beneath the outer shirt on just about every occasion. But somewhere along the line this type of shirt got some color and become outerwear. As if that wasn’t enough of a change, the T-shirt went to the next level and started displaying words and phrases that range from the funniest thing you’ve ever heard to the most surprising thing you’ll ever see. Check out some of the best T-shirt quotes here.
School says it’s copying, I say it’s teamwork.
God, if you can’t make me skinny, please make my friends fat!
Author: Tremper High.
My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
Smile… it confuses people.
Front: Stop looking at me, Back: Stop following me.
Stop Reading My Shirt.
Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from many, it’s research.
Author: Wilson Mizner.
Back Away! I’m allergic to stupid.
The voices in my head are telling me I don’t like you.
You laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at you because you’re all the same.
How can I miss if you won’t go away?
Young , Single and Unavailable.
Losing is not an option!
Jesus Loves You. ‘But I’m His Favorite’.
Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best!
I’m sorry, It’s my fault I forgot you were an idiot.
Don’t interrupt me while I’m talking with myself!
Front: In case of fire see back of T-Shirt, Back: I said in case of fire you moron.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.