T-Shirt Quotes, Sayings to have on t-shirts

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Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

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No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn’t work anyway!

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Sarcasm is just one more FREE service we offer.

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Normal people scare me!

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If you can read this shirt, you have a staring problem.

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If you’re rich, I’m single!!!

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Only a real stupid person would stand there and take the time to read this message.

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Emergency Alert: If wearer of this t-shirt is found vacant or depressed, Administer Chocolate immediately.

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Don’t waste your youth growing up!

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By the time you realize this t-shirt doesn’t say anything it’ll be too late to stop reading.

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If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going.
Author: Unknown.

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Yes I work out, thanks for noticing.

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God made man before woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.

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Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

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There are two types of people in this world:
1. People who finish what they start.
2.

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I’m with stupid >>>>.

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Be nice to me or I’ll sic my ninja monkeys on you!

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Destiny makes wishes come true.

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I’m as sharp as a marble.

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I’m a Beer Drinker.