T-Shirt Quotes, Sayings to have on t-shirts

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I’m not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example.

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What are you staring at?

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If you could read my mind you wouldn’t be smiling.

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I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works.

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Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

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Out of my mind.. Back in five minutes.

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Marriage is not a word; it’s a sentence.

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Young, Handsome and Single.

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If you can’t take the heat, don’t tickle the dragon.
Author: Scott Fahlman.

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I see dead people. Can I feel if you are alive?

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Work hard. Have fun. Win!

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Smile.. if you think I’m sexy.

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Trust me. I’m a teacher.

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If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going.

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I hate everybody.. and you’re next.

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I am busy! You are Ugly! Have a Nice day!

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Don’t go to sleep angry! Stay up and plot your Revenge!

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Where there’s a will.. I want to be in it.

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Support human cloning! Two heads are better than one.

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You need someone listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.