T-Shirt Quotes, Sayings to have on t-shirts

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Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.

+5

The voices in my head are telling me I don’t like you.

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Stop Reading My Shirt.

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Front: Stop looking at me, Back: Stop following me.

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Smile… it confuses people.

+5

If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth!

+3

Its Easier To Apologize Than To Ask Permission!

+10

God, if you can’t make me skinny, please make my friends fat!
Author: Tremper High.

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Be nice to me or I’ll sic my ninja monkeys on you!

+1

Back Away! I’m allergic to stupid.

+3

How can I miss if you won’t go away?

-4

Friends Don’t Let Friends Drive Ford.

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Front: In case of fire see back of T-Shirt, Back: I said in case of fire you moron.

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If you can read this shirt, you have a staring problem.

+2

Sorry you looked cute from far away.

0

5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions!

+1

Don’t interrupt me while I’m talking with myself!

0

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

+1

Marriage is not a word; it’s a sentence.

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Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?