Smoking Quotes, Sayings about cigarettes

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Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.
Author: King James I.

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One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying.

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The cigarette does the smoking – you’re just the sucker.

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Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

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The best way to stop smoking is to just stop – no ifs, ands or buts. Author: Edith Zittler.

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Author: Douglas Adams.

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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

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I think the reason kids get into drugs and smoking is they don’t have anything to do.
Author: Richard Thompson.

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You’re always better off if you quit smoking; it’s never too late.
Author: Loni Anderson.

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I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth. Author: Paul Carvel.

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Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.
Author: D.H. Mondfleur.

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
Author: Liza Minnelli.

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A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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To some, the cigarette is a portable therapist.
Author: Terri Guillemets.

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Saying sulfates do not cause acid rain is the same as saying that smoking does not cause lung cancer.
Author: Drew Lewis.

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Smoking is related to practically every terrible thing that can happen to you.
Author: Loni Anderson.

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Once you are hooked, smoking is harder to quit then heroin.
Author: Loni Anderson.

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Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times.
Author: Mark Twain.

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Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world ~ Irish Proverb.

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So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it’s bad, it’s really simple.
Author: Damien Hirst.