+31I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Sarcastic Quotes, Sayings about Sarcasm
Sarcasm is, for some, the true spice of life. Used in its best form, sarcasm is one of the most effective types of comedy. But more than that, sarcasm may be the most effective way to learn the truth about life, love and about being human. Some of the most intelligent, perceptive men and women in the world not only use sarcasm on a regular basis, they have preserved their view of it in wonderful sarcastic quotes. These statements range from observations on children, money, politics, unhealthy places to live and how to deal with those you don’t particularly care for.
Of course, Mark Twain, the famous author and philosopher, is known for his many sarcastic quotes. So is the acerbic H.L. Mencken. Other well-known celebrities have joined in with sarcasm preserved for the ages. Winston Churchill was known to carefully toss a phrase that carried with it a single meaning (though the object of his sarcasm might misunderstand the intention). The great Groucho Marx combined sarcasm and humor to say more about others than most of us can even imagine. If you want to make a cutting remark and leave your listener open-mouthed, try one of the sarcastic quotes given to us through the years.
+31 +20Sarcasm: A literary device for identifying the stupid.
+12Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
+10I’m not sure what’s wrong. But it’s probably your fault.
+6I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Author: Groucho Marx.
+6Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Author: Ashleigh Brilliant.
+5He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
Author: Victor Borge.
+4The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.
+4I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Author: Unknown.
+4Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
Author: Golda Meir.
+3Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Author: Oscar Levant.
+3The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Author: Frank Zappa.
+3Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive.
+2Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Author: Groucho Marx.
+2I’m sorry, I can’t be mean to you. It’s be kind to animals week.
Author: Unknown.
+2Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
Author: Ambrose Bierce.
+2I am not young enough to know everything.
Author: Oscar Wilde.
+2He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Author: Oscar Wilde.
+2You weren’t hit by a truck; you are just ugly.
Author: Unknown.
+2He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.