Funny Quotes and Sayings

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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.
Author: Ethel Barrymore.

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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
Author: Oscar Wilde.

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Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!
Author: Groucho Marx.

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Author: Mel Brooks.

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.