Facebook Status Quotes and Sayings

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When I’m bored, nobody texts me, but when I’m busy, my phone blows up.

+12

I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.

+8

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

+8

You can wait.. but don’t wait forever.

+8

I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

+7

I miss you like a retard misses the point.

+6

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours. If it does not come back, it never was.

+6

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.

+5

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.
Author: Albert Einstein.

+4

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is beautiful throw the apple away!

+4

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

+4

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

+4

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

+3

I once cried when I had no Facebook. Then I met someone with no Internet!

+3

My Facebook wall is broken.

+3

You can do anything, but not everything.
Author: David Allen.

+3

No man is worth your tears, And when you find the one who is, he will never make you cry.

+2

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

+2

I never think of myself as an icon. What is in other people’s minds is not in my mind. I just do my thing.

+1

Young men speak of the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future.