Clever Quotes and Sayings

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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

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War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

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It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.

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The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
Author: Rudyard Kipling.

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The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

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To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

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Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.
Author: Titus Livius.

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How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.

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Old age ain’t no place for sissies.
Author: Bette Davis.

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Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Clever men are good, but they are not the best.
Author: Thomas Carlyle.

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I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
Author: Brian Celio.

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Clever men are good, but they are not the best.
Author: Thomas Carlyle.

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Cleverness is not wisdom.
Author: Euripides.

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I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
Author: John Peel.

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It is great cleverness to know how to conceal our cleverness.
Author: Francois De La Rochefoucauld.

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Cleverness is serviceable for everything, sufficient for nothing.
Author: Henri Frederic Amiel.

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Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Author: Albert Schweitzer.