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Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
Author: Jilly Cooper.

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I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.
Author: Martha Quinn.

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I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
Author: Ludwig Wittgenstein.

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It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Author: Caron de Beaumarchais.

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The cowboy is a patriot.

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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

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Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

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He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise.
Author: Voltaire.

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A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
Author: Oscar Wilde.

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It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times.
Author: George Saintsbury.

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I’ve got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.
Author: Thomas Carlyle.

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If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson.

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In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. That is what makes America what it is.
Author: Gertrude Stein.

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A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.

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Anti-abortionists believe that life begins at the moment you agree with them.
Author: Unknown.

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Those who try to lead the people can only do so by following the mob.
Author: Oscar Wilde.

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To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
Author: E.W. Howe.

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Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
Author: Matt LeBlanc.

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The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife.
Author: David Ogilvy.

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Talk low, talk slow, and don’t talk too much.
Author: John Wayne.