+12

Stop Reading My Shirt.

+12

I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.

+12

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

+12

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

+12

Don’t cry over anyone who won’t cry over you.

+11

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.

+11

I find a few people annoying, and you are one of them.

+11

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson.

+11

Every king was once a crying baby and every building was once a picture. It’s not about where u are today but where u will reach tomorrow.

+11

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
Author: Unknown.

+11

Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
Author: Unknown.

+11

To love someone is nothing, to be loved by someone is something, to love someone who loves you is everything.
Author: Unknown.

+11

Front: Stop looking at me, Back: Stop following me.

+11

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
Author: Unknown.

+11

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Author: Unknown.

+11

True Love: It’s when you shed tears yet you still care; it’s when you’re ignored yet you still long; it’s when he begins to love another yet you still smile and say “I’m happy for you.”
Author: Unknown.

+10

You’re so sweet, there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store.

+10

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
Author: P. J. O’Rourke.

+10

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

+10

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse.”