I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
Author: Benjamin Franklin.
Success is not to be pursued; it is to be attracted by the person you become.
Author: Jim Rohn.
In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged.
Author: Hans Nouwens.
Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive.
If you can not make a mistake, you can not make anything!
Live and be happy with what you have!
To become a Champion, Fight another round.
Talk slowly, think quickly.
The hardest task of a girl’s life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
Author: Helen Rowland.
Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed.
Author: Robert H. Schuller.
I don’t know what I did to deserve you.. but whatever the heck it was I’m sure glad I did it!
Author: Unknown.
Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
Author: Malcolm X.
My heart bleeds no more since turning to stone.
A good girl is Good, but I’m even Better!
Objects in t-shirt are Larger than they appear.
Save Water, Drink Beer.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Author: Douglas Adams.
And let it be said that love is like a river that flows deep into the heart of the soul. For in every man and woman true love should be the ultimate goal.
Author: Gillis Triplett.
For a sickness, love is the healthiest.
Author: Euripides.
Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.
Author: Michael Leunig.